Flowers and bee

Flowers and bee

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Belle Weather

Columnist, Celia Rivenbark makes us laugh again with Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny With a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits. I'm not quite sure what makes me laugh so hard at her work. Is it the southern flavor? I don't live in the south so is it "really" southern. Is her gentle but snarky (hard to combo but I think it works) jabs to one and all of her favorite topics? Or is it the ride of the absurd as she gives us a rambling tale that ends with us saying "Huh? Didn't we start back over there? " Or is just her funny turn of phrase?

Some examples:
On online dating-
"Her friend complained 'There ain't nothing out there for the rednecks.' ...but "listing one of her 'unique attributes' as the 'ability to pee off the side of my daddy's bass boat while standing' wasn't the sort of thing most on-line dating services could really appreciate."

On how she is disappointed in the 'new' TV Guide magazine-
"...I always felt that the Holy Grail would be to write the program synopses for TV Guide. It wasn't my fallback, it was my dream job and now, verily, it will never be. ...I pictured being paid a big pile of money to watch hundreds of hours of TV before reducing a complicated plot line to few powerful nouns and verbs."

And her open letter to Britney Spears is something to read...
"Through all the wild partying and head shaving and fornicating and tattooing and what not I've got your back. Even though, when you shaved your head , you looked like the world's only redneck Tibetan monk. ...I didn't lose faith in you."

A little essay here, a little essay there - fun for all abounds. A fun read for a crummy time.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Death Swatch

Death Swatch is the newest book in Laura Childs' scrapbooking series. It has a great setting - Mardi Gras time in New Orleans - and some great characters in Carmela and her girlfriend Ava. It even has a great mystery - a float designer who has connections to some of the highest crewes that parade, is killed at a Mardi Gras party. (A dark humorous scene is everyone coming to the funeral when they are all hung over from their various Mardi Gras parties from the night before.) He also was an amateur historian interested in maps and Jean Lafitte's treasure. Who has the map and who killed him for it? And is there a treasure? Carmela gets more than she planned for in this hectic and fast paced adventure.

I was actually thrilled that this series finally seems to have hit it's stride. The story is strong and the characters are too. I loved the part where Carmela and her women friends have created their own female crewe. I just wish the author would move the interpersonal relationships forward. Carmela and her ex have been hanging on too long and it seems to be dragging the series and the character development down. I hope this gets taken care of in the next book. A fun read.

Through a Glass, Deadly

Sarah Atwell's Through a Glass, Deadly is her Agatha nominated first book in the glassblowing series. Emmeline Dowell has created a life for herself as a glass artisan in Tucson. She is happy living above her studio and shop, selling her glass pieces and teaching classes in the ancient art of glass making. Finding a body in her furnace is a big surprise. Even more astonishing is the fact that this body was the husband of someone she just met. And this husband was involved with the mob. Em just wants to find the murderer so that things can get back to normal. Having the police over means her ex boyfriend, the chief of police, Matt will soon be by.

Atwell gives us a great exploration of glassblowing - maybe more that you wanted, but I always thought it was a fascinating art - and of the Tucson area. Em is an interesting artist and it is great to see her passion for her work. She is an appealing character, there are great secondary characters and it is a good start for a new series. I'm looking forward to the next one. A good read.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Bright Lights, Big Ass & More

What can you say about Jen Lancaster's books? They are funny. They are relatable. And sometimes she says those not so nice things that you were just dying to say!

Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me? is her sequel to Bitter in Black and it continues the tale of money and job woes and their slow recovery. It also tells the story of Jen's book deal which happens whiles she's in temping hell. And then there are those wacky neighbors? They never have those on the glam TV shows!

Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big or Why Pie is Not the Answer is a story about losing weight. But it also the story of someone trying to accept their body, make it healthier, and figure out how she got that way and make some changes in her life. She makes the working out horror story seem funny, and brings a great "everyday" woman appeal to the typical "trying to change myself" memoir. If it is on thing you learn - Jen is not typical. Very funny and inspiring.

Lancaster's next book is supposed to be a memoir about growing up. I can't wait to see her perspective on it. And to laugh about it. Her books are very good reads.

We'll Always Have Parrots or Organized Chaos Can Be Fun

Donna Andrews has written a mystery series. Her publisher refers to them rather plainly as "the Meg Langslow mysteries." I'll just call them "organized chaos." From the very beginning of the series, Murder With Peacocks, to the one I just finished, We'll Always Have Parrots, we are exposed to a world that Andrews has created containing lovable quirky characters, twisting plot points, way too much happening at one time, and the occasional murder. And let us not forget the birds. What may have started a cute title idea has managed with Andrews' cleverness to be fully integrated into the story line. Each book has something to do about birds.

Meg is a great character who while the chaos reigns around, manages to wrangle it, direct it and sometimes conquer it. She's a take charge kind of gal, and if someone in her large extended family is suspected of murder, she tries to make it right. A bit "type A" for someone who is an artistic blacksmith (but she has been getting into making armory lately...), but because she is the "sane one" in the room, we cling to her as the story tumbles and tosses along.

Her family are a bit nutty. The mother who is a gossip and diva. Her dad, a retired doctor, who is a big mystery fan who wants to help out at the autopsies. Her brother, the "barely passed the bar" lawyer, who managed to create a hit computer game. Her nephew, whose duck follows him everywhere. And the countless other distant and not so distant cousins who keep popping up with regularity. Did I mention it was set in the South?

I can not describe all the funny bits in these books. Maybe because there are too many to describe. But if you do not find anything funny in these - well then - you have no sense of humor and just go away. But I highly recommend them for these serious tense times. A very good read. I can not wait to start the next ones.

The Meg Langslow books I have read:

Murder With Peacocks - Meg tries to organize and be in 3 weddings in one summer with 3 bridezillas - one of which is her mother. One of them wants peacocks on the lawns. And a nasty guest is murdered. (My personal nightmare - being in three weddings in one summer - not the the murder part.)

Murder With Puffins - Meg and her boyfriend Michael try to escape for some quiet time to a family cottage in Maine. Half the family comes with. A local artist and old flame of Meg's mother is murdered. And there is the remnants of a hurricane. Yikes!

Revenge of the Wrought Iron Flamingos - In her hometown of Yorktown, Virginia, Meg tries to help organize the chaos of a reenactment festival of Yorktown and solve a murder that happened in her craft fair booth -while in period costumes. What a gal!

Crouching Buzzard, Leaping Loon - Meg is temping at her brother's computer gaming company when the office's practical joker is murdered. The buzzard is the office mascot. The game they sell? Lawyers From Hell.

We’ll Always Have Parrots - While attending a fan convention for a TV show, Michael has acted in, and to sell her budding line of swords, Meg finds the dead body of the star of the show. A rabid fan? A disgruntled co-worker? Or could it be one of the monkeys and parrots that are running about the lobby? Talk about a decorating idea gone wild.

Books I have to look forward to:

Owls Well That Ends Well
No Nest for the Wicket
The Penguin Who Knew Too Much
Cockatiels at Seven
Six Geese A-Slaying


And something for the future:

Swan for the Money - Due in July 2009

The Lover's Knot

A Lover's Knot: A Someday Quilts Mystery is author Clare O'Donohue's first mystery. (And she knows something about quilting, having worked on the HGTV show Simply Quilts.) Nell Fitzgerald is recovering from a shock. Her fiance has just called off the wedding. She takes a break from the chaos her life has become by visiting her grandmother in upstate N.Y.

While she is resting, she becomes drawn into her grandmother Eleanor's world of the quilt store, good friends, and her quilting circle. And when Eleanor is injured, Nell takes over for her in the store. But when she finds the local flirt and handyman murdered in the store, her outsider status is useful for picking up clues.

The characters are well drawn and their community well written, it makes one want to travel and see this place for oneself. O'Donohue does a nice job with Nell's reawakening from heartbreak to being in a stronger space. And she does it realistically - time wise. The reader cheers her on.

A great first book for a series. Hope there is another.

Knit One, Kill Two

Knit One, Kill Two by Maggie Sefton is the first of her series with Kelly Flynn. Kelly comes back to Colorado because her beloved aunt has been killed. The police think it was a vagrant, but there are questions that need to be answered. Why did her aunt take out a second mortgage for $20,000? Where is the money? And what happened to her aunt's precious family quilt that was hanging in the living room? It is no where to be found. And what about this woman who claims to be her aunt's cousin?

Kelly finds her aunt had more friends than she thought, thanks to the yarn and fiber shop across the street. Even though she is supposed to be here temporarily, Kelly finds support and help from these friends when she starts trying to clear things up. And she finds she is really liking the relaxed atmosphere of the area. Perhaps she will stay? On to the next book!

Sefton does a great job setting up a series by giving us a nice set of secondary characters and a heroine the reader can relate to. And the bits about falling in love with the feel and colors of the textiles and yarns, make us want to go yarn shopping. Even if we know nothing about knitting. Looking forward to reading some more. A good read.